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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

no-indignity:

thetremblingofmyhand:

echoandivory:

maidousuji:

caulkings:

YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HERE’S A LINK FOR YOU LOVELIES

YEHAW FUCK YEAH

Seriously?? This is huge like if Texas can do it, all of those other states certainly can.

lowlier
JAACK THEY DID THE THING

SUCH excellent news! :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

no-indignity:

thetremblingofmyhand:

echoandivory:

maidousuji:

caulkings:

YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HERE’S A LINK FOR YOU LOVELIES

YEHAW FUCK YEAH

Seriously?? This is huge like if Texas can do it, all of those other states certainly can.

lowlier
JAACK THEY DID THE THING

SUCH excellent news! :D

(Source: streetbaka, via southerngamerguy)

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Texas Christian Families Must Educate Their Children Even If They Believe The Rapture Is Near - The New Civil Rights Movement

This was too funny not to share, lol.  I’m most definitely not laughing at people’s religious beliefs, but thinking that they allow you not to comply with national standards?  Yeah, no.  Does the bible not say render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s? I know that’s technically referring to taxes, but I feel like it can be extrapolated to things like government standards, too.  

Filed under Texas The South Religion Christianity Religion in the South

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Community Post: The SEC Burn Book

The Southeastern Conference (SEC) can be a scary place.

Being in the SEC during the regular season “is like being in Africa. By the watering hole. When the animals are in heat.”

And not everyone can handle it.

Welcome to the SEC.

Here, “You got your freshmen….

The University of Missouri

“Do they even go here?”

…ROTC guys…

Texas A&M University

“I don’t hate you because you’re cult-like. You’re cult-like because I hate you.”

…Preps…

The University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)

“We’re, like, really pretty.” “So you think we’re really pretty?”

…JV Jocks…

The University of Tennessee

“They asked me how to spell orange.”

…Asian Nerds…

Vanderbilt University

“If you’re from Nashville, why are you smart?”

…Cool Asians…

The University of Florida

“There’s a 30% chance we’re already losing.”

…Varsity Jocks…

The University of Georgia

“There are two types of evil people in this world. Those who go to Florida and those who go to Auburn.”

…Girls Who Eat Their Feelings…

The University of Arkansas

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the LSU Tigers. And the homosexuals.”

…Girls Who Don’t Eat Anything…

The University of South Carolina

“We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Belk.”

…Desperate Wannabees…

Mississippi State University

“Quit trying to make cowbell happen. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.”

…Burnouts…

Auburn University

“That’s a scary mascot, bro.”

…Sexually Active Band Geeks…

The University of Kentucky

“Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant. And only be relevant in basketball.”

…The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet…

Louisiana State University

“Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Nick Saban.”

…And The Worst, Beware Of The Plastics.”

The University of Alabama

“On Wednesdays, we wear Houndstooth.”

At the end of the day, though, we come together to judge the other conferences.

We’re the best, and we’re sorry you’re all jealous.

Keep trying, though.

We’ll still be here.

Taken from BuzzFeed, but it was too funny not to post it all out to make sure y’all saw it! 

Filed under SEC Southeastern Conference College Sports The South The SEC Mean Girls Missouri University of Missouri Mizzou Texas A&M University Texas A&M University of Mississippi Ole Miss Mississippi Texas University of Tennessee Tennessee Vanderbilt University Vanderbilt Vandy University of Florida Florida University of Georgia Georgia University of Arkansas Arkansas University of South Carolina South Carolina Mississippi State University Mississippi State

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Federal judge strikes down Texas marriage ban, stays ruling pending appeal | Freedom to Marry

Way to go, Texas!!! Definitely excited to see this out of a Southern state!!! Even if the whole state isn’t Southern! This is great!!! 

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cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:

wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

My only real critique of this is that West and North Texas aren’t really Southern, they’re Southwestern. And neither is West Virginia. The whole reason it exists is because they identified with the North during the American Civil War.

(via vieux-yeux)

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Univ. of Texas swimmer Matt Korman comes out to teammates in email

It’s always nice to see people building up and supporting their teammates, especially when it’s not always expected. Congrats, Matt! 

Filed under Texas University of Texas Texas Longhorns Texas Swimming Swimming Swimmer Athlete Athletes OutSports LGBTQ Athlete LGBTQ Athletes The South LGBTQ in the South Gay College

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The South Seems to be Going Crazy Right Now

And I’ve been a little overwhelmed by life in general, so I’ve kinda just had to sit back with my jaw hanging open.  From Texas and North Carolina pretty well trying to ban abortion (something even Mississippi couldn’t accomplish), Rick Perry vetoing a bill that passed the Texas House of Representatives unanimously that would have required the state to buy US made goods when they were comparable in price and quality to foreign-made goods, and some crazy Louisianans trying to ban the flying of Gay Pride flags, the South is aflame with bigotry, oppression, and just plain stupidity much more visibly and widespread than the norm.  

But Tennessee just couldn’t stay out of it.  Gotta throw our name in the crazy hat, too. Thankfully, it’s not a politician this time, just a former lawyer.  He’s suing Apple for, get this, being able to access and view porn on his Apple devices.  You can’t make this stuff up, lol.  All because of a typo when he tried to go fo Facebook.com and ended up at Fuckbook.com.  He says it led to an “unwanted sex addiction.”  So it’s Apple’s fault that you can’t type or keep it in your pants?  I just don’t get how a former lawyer thinks this is a legitimate claim.  

Honestly, I think it’s a publicity stunt.  When I googled the guy, assuming he was a politician I’d never heard of, a Facebook page comes up that appears to be a “band page” with all of 77 “Likes” at the time of this writing. 

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